April and Ryan are Gettin' Hitched

I met yesterday's headline in the NYT Style section with a mixture of delight and dread: How Green Was My Wedding, an account of how couples can opt for more environmentally-friendly festivities.

Whitey, who is still extremely leery of any wedding plan that involves a shrubbery on his lapel, did not take this well. I honestly think the man loves the planet as much as anyone. He just wants the outdoors kept outdoors.

I am pleased to report we are making progress in the search for corporate sponsors to underwrite the pollution credit program for those of you flying in.