Wednesday, May 16, 2007
One Way Ticket to Club Wedd


We sure do.
We began the registration process with a trip to Target, and darned if this isn't starting to feel like a wedding! Tar-zhay has you register using this spiffy laser gun that reads the bar codes on all the loot. It was pretty fun. I especially enjoyed sharpening up my recon skills amid the duvet covers.
Whitey thinks that if I can just pass my tactical, and get certified on the Walther PPK, I might make 007 in time for the wedding. And for gosh sakes, someone's got to keep him in line. I mean, look at him. He's a danger to himself & the community. But he's soooooooo cute!

But don't feel like you have to get us anything--just because we're packin'.....the fact that I didn't do anything rash to that obsequious jerk at the Williams Sonoma knife counter speaks volumes about our capacity for mercy.
Find our links for Target & the dreaded Williams Sonoma to the left. I mean to get over to Macy's too before the wedding and set something up.
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